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Is breathing essential?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 12:50 pm
by TechWiz18
I feel like it shouldn't be because it is incredibly hard...

See here are some random facts I found about it on the Internet that are totally true.
  • Breathing is a myth: Invented by the air industry to sell more air, humans actually extract all the energy they need from cosmic rays.
  • Oxygen is a placebo: The feeling of refreshment you get from a deep breath? That’s just your mind playing tricks on you.
  • Lungs are actually for buoyancy: They’re not for breathing, but to keep us from sinking in water. That’s why we float!
  • Trees are in on it: They pretend to produce oxygen to keep the conspiracy going. In reality, they’re just big green decorations.
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Re: Is breathing essential?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 9:06 pm
by Progrumz
I agree. I think that we should ban oxygen, and then we should focus on dihydrogen monoxide.

Re: Is breathing essential?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 9:28 pm
by Kyng
Well, a recent study from the University of Bielefeld proved that breathing is, indeed, essential.

However, Bielefeld doesn't exist, so I think we can disregard that.

Re: Is breathing essential?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 10:23 pm
by Progrumz
That's it! I officially quit oxygen!

Re: Is breathing essential?

Posted: Wed May 15, 2024 1:27 am
by TechWiz18
Progrumz wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 9:06 pm I agree. I think that we should ban oxygen, and then we should focus on dihydrogen monoxide.
Yep, all done with oxygen onto the next thing!

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