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Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:43 am
by TechWiz18
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:30 am
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:36 am
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:36 am
Can we abuse the new one even more than the old one?
Oh absolutely
Oh, thank goodness. I don't really think we were getting much out of the old one.
I entirely agree

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:47 am
by Progrumz
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:43 am
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:30 am
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:36 am
Oh absolutely
Oh, thank goodness. I don't really think we were getting much out of the old one.
I entirely agree
We could be getting so much bang for our buck

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:50 am
by TechWiz18
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:47 am
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:43 am
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:30 am
Oh, thank goodness. I don't really think we were getting much out of the old one.
I entirely agree
We could be getting so much bang for our buck
Now we just have to try and get the poor sap

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:52 am
by Progrumz
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:50 am
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:47 am
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:43 am

I entirely agree
We could be getting so much bang for our buck
Now we just have to try and get the poor sap
Let's go to Indeed and LinkedIn.

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:09 pm
by TechWiz18
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:52 am
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:50 am
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:47 am
We could be getting so much bang for our buck
Now we just have to try and get the poor sap
Let's go to Indeed and LinkedIn.
Alright, what's going to be the best way to deceive the poor sap's that apply?

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:03 pm
by Progrumz
TechWiz18 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:09 pm
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:52 am
TechWiz18 wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:50 am

Now we just have to try and get the poor sap
Let's go to Indeed and LinkedIn.
Alright, what's going to be the best way to deceive the poor sap's that apply?
"Competitive salary." Gets them every time.

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:11 pm
by TechWiz18
Progrumz wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:03 pm
TechWiz18 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:09 pm
Progrumz wrote: Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:52 am
Let's go to Indeed and LinkedIn.
Alright, what's going to be the best way to deceive the poor sap's that apply?
"Competitive salary." Gets them every time.
Oooh we should say it's a "Fully Remote" job and then in the interview tell them they will sometimes get to work from one once in a week.

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:18 pm
by Progrumz
TechWiz18 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:11 pm
Progrumz wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:03 pm
TechWiz18 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 4:09 pm

Alright, what's going to be the best way to deceive the poor sap's that apply?
"Competitive salary." Gets them every time.
Oooh we should say it's a "Fully Remote" job and then in the interview tell them they will sometimes get to work from one once in a week.
However, it's highly frowned upon, and it will be brought up in the performance review. "You should really consider working from the office more."

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:24 pm
by TechWiz18
Progrumz wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:18 pm
TechWiz18 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:11 pm
Progrumz wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 8:03 pm
"Competitive salary." Gets them every time.
Oooh we should say it's a "Fully Remote" job and then in the interview tell them they will sometimes get to work from one once in a week.
However, it's highly frowned upon, and it will be brought up in the performance review. "You should really consider working from the office more."
Yes! Absolutely genius! Hmm, we should also do like 10 rounds of interviews, they'll love that and then take a month to let them know if we are moving forward with them or not.

Re: Stack the quotes

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:28 pm
by Progrumz
TechWiz18 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:24 pm
Progrumz wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:18 pm
TechWiz18 wrote: Tue Apr 30, 2024 11:11 pm

Oooh we should say it's a "Fully Remote" job and then in the interview tell them they will sometimes get to work from one once in a week.
However, it's highly frowned upon, and it will be brought up in the performance review. "You should really consider working from the office more."
Yes! Absolutely genius! Hmm, we should also do like 10 rounds of interviews, they'll love that and then take a month to let them know if we are moving forward with them or not.
Also, we should do a total bait and switch where the job duties that were listed in the ad have absolutely nothing to do with what they'll actually be doing!