Juicy Wizards

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2024 2:49 am**

Do you think penguins have souls?

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2024 5:33 am**

Of course

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2024 10:41 pm**

Do penguins go to heaven, if there so be such a thing?

Posted: **Wed Jun 19, 2024 11:21 pm**

If there is one, they go as the rulers.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 6:18 am**

As rulers, do they measure things in inches or centimeters?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2024 8:00 am**

They measure things in (happy) feet

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2024 11:09 pm**

How many happy inches are in a happy foot?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 1:16 am**

5.5 Happy Inches²

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 1:16 pm**

Do penguins have jobs?

Posted: **Mon Jun 24, 2024 5:32 pm**

Of course! Their job is to make the world smile, and to run the Norwegian army!

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