Juicy Wizards

Granted, but you manage it too well and become an overly efficient robot!

I wish I had snacks.

Granted but it's just a bunch of snacks you don't like and there is no getting the snacks you do like until all of these are gone.

I wish I lived in a united country

Granted, but it's the United Kingdom.

I wish I had a better memory.

Granted, your memory now allows you to always remember one thing.

I wish my eyes weren't so sensitive to sudden changes in light.

Granted, but you can't tell when you're staring at something that can blind you.

I wish I had a free lifetime supply of Diet Pepsi.

Granted but it's the small can's and there's a rule that you can only have one a day if you break the rule it turns into regular Coke.

I wish I had more handy man skills.

Granted, but you don't have any tools to use those skills.

I wish I had an endless supply of French fries.

Granted but they're those little shoe fries and they aren't salted at all.

I wish our windows allowed for tradition A/C units.

Granted, but insects keep getting in through the gaps, and you can't figure out how to stop it.

I wish that I had more free time.

You have more free time now, but it is not able to be used to do anything you enjoy.