Juicy Wizards

Granted, but now the plumbing is junk.

I wish I had pizza.

Granted, you have a pizza made up of everything you dislike.

I wish I had a house.

Granted, but the roof leaks!

I wish I had a longer beard.

Granted but it is very stringy and catches on everything.

I wish I had a good memory.

Granted, but your mind gains a bias for remembering bad things that you'd rather forget.

I wish I had a dishwasher.

Granted, your child walks into the room

I wish my yard didn't have grass but instead clover.

Granted, but all the clover dies and you are left with nothing but dirt.

I wish that I had more food.

Granted but it's all uncooked asparagus.

I wish it was a comfortable temperature all year round.

Granted, but it's always raining.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

Granted but now your nose hurts.

I wish I could manage time better