Is breathing essential?

[TechWiz18]

I feel like it shouldn't be because it is incredibly hard...

See here are some random facts I found about it on the Internet that are totally true.

• Breathing is a myth: Invented by the air industry to sell more air, humans actually extract all the energy they need from cosmic rays.
• Oxygen is a placebo: The feeling of refreshment you get from a deep breath? That’s just your mind playing tricks on you.
• Lungs are actually for buoyancy: They’re not for breathing, but to keep us from sinking in water. That’s why we float!
• Trees are in on it: They pretend to produce oxygen to keep the conspiracy going. In reality, they’re just big green decorations.

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If you missed it these are indeed not true facts but in fact something I asked ChatGPT to spit out for fun

[Progrumz]

I agree. I think that we should ban oxygen, and then we should focus on dihydrogen monoxide.

[Kyng]

Well, a recent study from the University of Bielefeld proved that breathing is, indeed, essential.

However, Bielefeld doesn't exist, so I think we can disregard that.

[Progrumz]

That's it! I officially quit oxygen!

[TechWiz18]

I agree. I think that we should ban oxygen, and then we should focus on dihydrogen monoxide.

Yep, all done with oxygen onto the next thing!