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[TechWiz18]

However, it's highly frowned upon, and it will be brought up in the performance review. "You should really consider working from the office more."

Yes! Absolutely genius! Hmm, we should also do like 10 rounds of interviews, they'll love that and then take a month to let them know if we are moving forward with them or not.

Also, we should do a total bait and switch where the job duties that were listed in the ad have absolutely nothing to do with what they'll actually be doing!

Oh of course!

[Progrumz]

Yes! Absolutely genius! Hmm, we should also do like 10 rounds of interviews, they'll love that and then take a month to let them know if we are moving forward with them or not.

Also, we should do a total bait and switch where the job duties that were listed in the ad have absolutely nothing to do with what they'll actually be doing!

Oh of course!

I'm surprised we aren't getting hundreds of applications per hour!

[TechWiz18]

Also, we should do a total bait and switch where the job duties that were listed in the ad have absolutely nothing to do with what they'll actually be doing!

Oh of course!

I'm surprised we aren't getting hundreds of applications per hour!

Hmm...weird, usually these job postings showing fully remote hundreds almost immediately...

[Progrumz]

Oh of course!

I'm surprised we aren't getting hundreds of applications per hour!

Hmm...weird, usually these job postings showing fully remote hundreds almost immediately...

Maybe we need to add that we "work hard and play hard" and that we're "all a family here."

[TechWiz18]

I'm surprised we aren't getting hundreds of applications per hour!

Hmm...weird, usually these job postings showing fully remote hundreds almost immediately...

Maybe we need to add that we "work hard and play hard" and that we're "all a family here."

Of course! We should really emphasize how we're a family!

[Progrumz]

Hmm...weird, usually these job postings showing fully remote hundreds almost immediately...

Maybe we need to add that we "work hard and play hard" and that we're "all a family here."

Of course! We should really emphasize how we're a family!

Also, we have a pizza party every month to celebrate excellent performance! Asking for a pay raise will get you put on a performance improvement plan, though.

[TechWiz18]

Maybe we need to add that we "work hard and play hard" and that we're "all a family here."

Of course! We should really emphasize how we're a family!

Also, we have a pizza party every month to celebrate excellent performance! Asking for a pay raise will get you put on a performance improvement plan, though.

Oh, during their performance reviews we will also make sure to lay out a full break down of how they're actually earning more because of all the things the company pay's for which is how we will justify such a bad salary.

[Progrumz]

Of course! We should really emphasize how we're a family!

Also, we have a pizza party every month to celebrate excellent performance! Asking for a pay raise will get you put on a performance improvement plan, though.

Oh, during their performance reviews we will also make sure to lay out a full break down of how they're actually earning more because of all the things the company pay's for which is how we will justify such a bad salary.

We will also have to be sure to remind then how generous we are to allow them to work for us!

[TechWiz18]

Also, we have a pizza party every month to celebrate excellent performance! Asking for a pay raise will get you put on a performance improvement plan, though.

Oh, during their performance reviews we will also make sure to lay out a full break down of how they're actually earning more because of all the things the company pay's for which is how we will justify such a bad salary.

We will also have to be sure to remind then how generous we are to allow them to work for us!

oh and that they owe us for hiring them

[Progrumz]

Oh, during their performance reviews we will also make sure to lay out a full break down of how they're actually earning more because of all the things the company pay's for which is how we will justify such a bad salary.

We will also have to be sure to remind then how generous we are to allow them to work for us!

oh and that they owe us for hiring them

Retirement? Are you saying that you want to stop working for us at some point?