Corrupt a wish

Post by **Progrumz** » Tue May 21, 2024 8:29 pm

Granted, but now the plumbing is junk.

I wish I had pizza.

Post by **TechWiz18** » Tue May 21, 2024 11:35 pm

Granted, you have a pizza made up of everything you dislike.

I wish I had a house.

Post by **Progrumz** » Wed May 22, 2024 12:52 am

Granted, but the roof leaks!

I wish I had a longer beard.

Post by **TechWiz18** » Wed May 22, 2024 2:11 pm

Granted but it is very stringy and catches on everything.

I wish I had a good memory.

Post by **Progrumz** » Wed May 22, 2024 7:44 pm

Granted, but your mind gains a bias for remembering bad things that you'd rather forget.

I wish I had a dishwasher.

Post by **TechWiz18** » Thu May 23, 2024 12:00 pm

Granted, your child walks into the room

I wish my yard didn't have grass but instead clover.

Post by **Progrumz** » Thu May 23, 2024 10:06 pm

Granted, but all the clover dies and you are left with nothing but dirt.

I wish that I had more food.

Post by **TechWiz18** » Sat May 25, 2024 12:39 pm

Granted but it's all uncooked asparagus.

I wish it was a comfortable temperature all year round.

Post by **Progrumz** » Sat May 25, 2024 12:58 pm

Granted, but it's always raining.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

Post by **TechWiz18** » Mon May 27, 2024 10:29 pm

Granted but now your nose hurts.

I wish I could manage time better

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