Corrupt a wish

[Progrumz]

Granted, but now you see everything as purple.

I wish that I could retire.

[TechWiz18]

You successfully retire but retirement turns out to be less exciting than expected. Days blend into a monotonous routine of TV reruns, Sudoku puzzles, and golf. Your retirement fund dwindles, and bingo becomes a highlight. But hey, maybe you’ll discover hidden talents or find contentment in simple pleasures.

I wish that I could speak and understand every language in the world!

[Progrumz]

Granted, but all other knowledge is erased because your brain was overloaded.

I wish that I had an endless supply of Diet Pepsi.

[TechWiz18]

Granted, but now your endless supply of Diet Pepsi is infused with a mischievous twist, every sip transports you to a parallel universe for exactly 3.14 seconds.

I wish my brain was functioning properly.

[Progrumz]

Granted, but now your endless supply of Diet Pepsi is infused with a mischievous twist, every sip transports you to a parallel universe for exactly 3.14 seconds.

Sounds like a fair trade to me!

I wish my brain was functioning properly.

Granted, but none of your other organs are. Whoops.

[TechWiz18]

Well that's a bummer

[Progrumz]

Whoops, I forgot to make a wish. I wish that my stupid cough would go away.

[TechWiz18]

Granted but now you can't seem to stop passing gas.

I wish it was easier to enjoy having less to do at work sometimes.

[Progrumz]

Granted, but now you never have any downtime at work.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[TechWiz18]

Ugh

Granted, you now have a sand witch.

I wish the electrical in my duplex made more sense.