Juicy Wizards

lol, possibly, though a lot of them certainly do use Linux or flavours thereof.

As I'll never have one, I think it's safe to say no.

I'm not sure how many I have, honestly. Far too many

Every time I breakout the laptop

I used to love CrunchBang linux, but of recent times, Pop_OS has been more go-to, with Fedora Cinnamon, plain Debian and Linux Mint as alternate go-tos.

A winning lottery ticket.

Rich people suck.

Sadly, no.

From the Happy Foot Store

They aren't, just need a little boost of happy!