Juicy Wizards

Yep! Quite a few Saturn imports, some GameBoy imports, and some N64 imports

Always custom, for sure. I like to know what's what and not have to deal with strange proprietary parts or bloatware in the OS

I don't at present, the last time I did was Win10+Linux Mint, and it was perfectly fine

These days I run Linux on my laptop and Win 11 on my desktop with VMs on my NAS that I can spin up whenever I need something specific.

Penguins

I think I'm too old, and I know under Trump people like me weren't allowed to serve, but I don't know if that was changed or not. So...either way, pretty much a no.

They measure things in (happy) feet

If there is one, they go as the rulers.

Of course

Pudgy!!

I've had a lot of good ones, particularly my Crystal Penguins